Zeus was king of the Gods, and father to most of them as well! He had the reputation of definitely getting around, and has a long list of kids to prove it!
He also had a pretty creative way of getting back at people. When he married Hera, a nymph wouldn't attend the wedding, so he turned her into a tortoise. When Ixion tried to violate Hera, Zeus tied him to a fiery wheel for all eternity. Pandareus stole his childhood dog, so he turned him to stone.
Well, I would probably do that if someone stole Neil or Stanley!